Editor's Note: Now let me get this straight:
I'm sitting in front of a computer, slaving away in the office, while Shawn
is out renting a motorcycle in Kauai for a webBikeWorld article? Uh,
what's wrong with this picture?!
Well, it's tough duty, but somebody's gotta do it. We
sent Shawn on a mission: tell us what it takes to rent a motorcycle.
But did he have to go all the way to Hawaii to do it? Here's his
report...
It's the usual morning routine around here.
Make a pot of coffee, eat a banana and check email.
In the inbox there's a note from Rick, the Editor of wBW
with an idea: why don't you go and rent a motorcycle and write about the
experience? You know, that actually sounds like fun.
This would give me a chance to try out a different ride for
a day without having to commit anything beyond a rental agreement.
I've only ridden metric bikes (mostly from Honda, Kawasaki and Suzuki) and I
thought this would be a great chance to try what seems to be the most
popular brand with middle aged men in the United States: Harley Davidson.
For the record, I'm not middle aged. At least not yet.
I did some quick research and found a Harley rental shop
about 45 miles from me. Perfect. I can ride up on my bike, try a
Harley out and then ride home. Then came the next email. This
one was from work. I was being sent to Hawaii for two weeks.
Please, oh please...
I knew my trip was going to be broken into two portions, one
part on Oahu and the other part on Kauai. Since I knew that I was
going to have some time where I wasn't working, this seemed like the prefect
chance to ride in a place that most people don't get the chance to. I
decided to seize the day.
Three days in Oahu, and then I'm off to Kauai. 80% or
so of the population of the State of Hawaii lives on the island of Oahu.
The population of Oahu is something north of 800,000. Kauai, on the
other hand, has a population around 80,000.
It's not that Waikiki on Oahu isn't nice. It is very
nice. But I've always read that Kauai was regarded as the "garden
isle" so I thought I'd try to hold off until I got there to execute
"Operation Harley Ride 2007."
After a single Google search, I had located a Harley
Davidson dealer in the general area of my hotel in Lihue, Kauai. Kauai
Harley Davidson is located west of the town on Kaumaulii Hwy a.k.a. Highway
50. The Kauai HD store is very close to the Lihue Airport, Princeville
(north shore) and Poi'pu (south shore) resort communities and the Nawiliwili
Cruise Ship Terminal in case you're arriving via Norwegian Cruise Lines or
Princess.
They even offer rider/passenger pick-up and return from
Lihue Airport and Kauai Hawaii resorts. Not only are they an
authorized Harley-Davidson rental shop but you can even book your rental
online if you'd like too. Make sure you have a motorcycle endorsement
on your license, but other than that they didn't want my insurance card as I
was purchasing insurance from them for $20.00
Their rental rates were published on the website, but I was
trying to figure out the total budget with items such as the security
deposit, taxes and insurance. So I fired off an email in hopes of
getting a response later on that day.
Instead, I got an answer about four minutes later from the
"dealer principal," Tim Lach. Needless to say, I was very surprised
especially considering the fact that I sent the email at 6:45am. Tim
got things off to a great start with quick, concise answers to my questions.
The answer to my questions was, by the way, "tax is minimal
(4.167% plus $3.00); Security Deposit is $1,000.00 held against the credit
card for 3-7 days, depending on the card type and issuing bank." The
only thing beyond that is they require you to return the bike filled with
premium gas along with the receipt showing you filled up.
The total rental would cost $167.79, everything included
except the gas. The next big hurdle was to go down, pick out a bike
and schedule my ride.
Finding the Kauai HD dealership was a breeze. They are
located directly across the street from the community college and it's hard
to miss a dealer with all their bikes out gleaming in the sun. The
staff was quick to offer help and rental advice.
I explained that I'd never ridden a Harley before and that I
was used to riding touring class bikes. I told them that I was equally
comfortable on sport bikes, but that I really wanted to try a traditional
cruiser style.
They helped me narrow it down to two styles: the V-Rod
and the Sportster 1200 XL. I chose the latter, because it had more of
the traditional styling I was hoping for, and the saddle height was lower
than the V-Rod. After making my choice I decided that I probably
didn't want to ride in shorts and flip flops, so I scheduled my ride for the
next day and took off for the hotel to make a plan.

Almost immediately things started jumping out at me on the
map. In particular, a word that any motorcycle enthusiast would love:
canyon. Roads through a canyon mean curves like those normally found
only on dancers wearing grass skirts.
Since this was Hawaii, I decided
that all my entertainment should have curves and therefore I would be
riding west towards Waimea Canyon. I planned on riding back down to
the beach and then coming back, all at a leisurely pace -- after all, I had
nowhere to really "go", and the purpose of the trip was to enjoy myself and
try out the rental experience as well as the bike.
The next morning I took my sweet time getting up. I
had a light breakfast and was getting ready to go when I thought about
delaying my arrival time on purpose -- I wanted to see what happens if you
show up late for a rental; do they give your bike away or not?
So I went diving instead. Good thing too, because the
water was really clear and I swam with some great fish that morning. I
knew that eventually I had to get out of the water -- after all, unless you
have gills, you're restricted in the amount of time you can spend out there.
So I went back to the room, showered and changed and headed
to the dealership, arriving just before noon. Guess what? They
were still expecting me and the bike was still there. Not a big
surprise I guess, as their service had been off the chart since the initial
contact.

One of the technicians warmed up the bike while I completed
the rental agreement and went and picked out a helmet for my melon.
The tech then walked around the bike with me and wrote down every nick and
scratch, to ensure that I wouldn't get dinged for damage to the bike that I
didn't do.
As it turns out, for a 2006 bike with 6,200 or so miles on
it that is normally used for rentals, the Sportster was in great shape.
The tech walked me through the basic features of the bike then asked me if I
had any questions. Nope -- it was time to ride.
The Sportster is pretty traditional sounding HD ride; I
can't decide if that is good or bad. There were three things that
jumped out at me immediately: One, I'm not used to riding without a full
face helmet. The wind coming in behind my sunglasses made my eyes
water up considerably once the speedometer went above 35.
Two, this thing shakes. A lot. I'm used to much
less vibration. Three, the feet forward sitting position takes some
getting used to. If you're comfortable with a more upright sitting
position, the traditional cruiser will feel a little strange at first, but I
found that I adapted rather quickly.
The bike has plenty of power through all the gears -- the
biggest thing I noticed is that it really likes first gear. Most bikes
I've ridden don't like to be shifted down into first, especially near a
corner. They almost always prefer second gear and will jerk heavily if
you drop down into first.
Not this particular HD ride. The Sportster 1200 seemed to love first gear as much as any other gear and I
felt like I had plenty of control and power available no matter which gear I
was in. A quick crack of the throttle and you can expect a ten mile
per hour jump in speed almost immediately.
Overall, the bike has nice styling and good performance.
The stock saddle is firm but I wouldn't really be able to tell how it would
perform without getting up to my usual highway speeds and distances.
As Kauai isn't a very big island, this just isn't going to happen on this
ride. On the other hand, that isn't what this ride is about either.

I left the dealership and headed west on Hwy 50 along the
south coastline towards Waimea Canyon. There are lots of smaller towns
along the route, like Hanapepe and Lawa'i, so the top speed you'll likely
see is about 50 MPH, slowing down to 30 MPH in the towns.
Truthfully, I never got up that much speed because I was
constantly pulling over and marveling at the scenery. There's little
sign that hurricane Iniki ravaged this area in 1992, even though the eye of
the storm went right over the areas I'm riding in.
Riding in paradise is a huge distraction; I must focus.
I continued west through the town of Waimea to the turnoff for Hwy 552 to
head up into the canyon. All I can say is that the roads lived up to
my expectations. There are a couple of things you need to know though
-- there are potholes. They aren't everywhere, but they do exist and
usually in a corner where hitting them would be less than advantageous.

The other thing is chickens -- they're everywhere!
Iniki broke them free from their cages and they've been breeding in the wild
for 15 years. Wild and running around. Hitting one at 35 in a
corner would be almost as exciting as the aforementioned pothole, so it pays
to keep your eyes on the road around here.



Up in the canyon, I intersected with Waimea Canyon Drive,
a.k.a. Hwy 550 (photo above). It was the perfect place to stop and reflect on the
scenery again. It also promised some great riding going downhill into
some more of those turns. The road delivered exactly what I expected
and soon I was back at the beach again.
I decided that I would ride back east to ride down to Koloa
and Po'ipu. Once again, my instincts came through. Koloa road is
a great turnoff point and takes you through more of this great isle.
The small town of Koloa has some great little shops, but the victory dance
was performed at Po'ipu beach. I realized the reason I was dizzy was
more than just the roads.

Brennecke's Beach Broiler, Kauai.
That light breakfast wasn't providing enough energy to keep
me going, so food at Brennecke's Beach Broiler bridged the gap. Two
words: fish tacos. Two more words: most excellent. Great views, great
service and a great place to take a break.
I went down to watch a pair
of sea turtles surf the rocky portion of the shoreline, and this is the
point where I had to remind myself that I was actually being paid to be
here. Unbelievable -- Someone pinch me!

After leaving the beach, I rode north on Highway 520 back
towards Hwy 50. As it turns out, this road is mostly a "tree tunnel"
and is extremely cool to ride through - both in temperature and experience!
I turned east and headed back to the dealership. Although I had the
motorcycle for a days' rental, I didn't have a days' time to spend so I
would have to keep this short.



All said, the round trip was probably right around 100 miles
or so. At an average speed around 40 MPH I had taken four hours off
the clock when you include my time taking photos and eating. Although
I didn't use the full days' rental, the experience was worth it.
Completely worth it
I enjoyed the route I took, although later I would drive up
to the north shore by Princeville and Hanalei (no sign of a dragon, sorry).
I can assure you that these destinations will be included on my next
excursion.
I can't say enough about the people at Kauai HD or the
people of Kauai in general. I found everyone to be extremely patient
and experiencing a new level of relaxation. If you find yourself in
Hawaii, it's worth taking time to visit the island of Kauai. Most of
the inter-island airlines will go roundtrip from Honolulu for less than
$100.00 which makes a day trip to ride in Kauai a reasonable expenditure.
If you have the chance, even if it's just once, it's worth it. It was
truly the ride of a lifetime. Mahalo!